Promessas de fim de ano!

Pequena amostra dos títulos das mensagens contendo promessas sexuais que eu recebo no e-mail do trabalho todos os dias...

1. A guy with a small penis is the most unattractive thing ever!
2. Your sexual freedom!
3. Make a new, better life for yourself in New Year!
4. Viagra cures!
5. Emagreca dormindo!
6. Add some more male meat to your package
7. Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy! (Willy?)
8. You won't need to furtively put socks into your trunks anymore! (Essa é SURREAL!)
9. Mega Dick!
10. Approaching year will certainly bring you sexual well-being! (Nuh!)
11. Your sexual life will sparkle with brighter colors!
12. Feel more excitement of your girlfriend in New Year!
13. Is your small penis size constantly made fun of? We'll change it! (Seus pobremas acabaram!!!)


Enquanto isso, na sala de justiça...